The dieting.... The agony.... The hunger. Leaves me crawling on the floor with little energy... my last word slowly whispered... "Cheese B...u.r.g...e..r." I'm so tired of stressing over how many calories? how much protein? Not eating enough fat. Can't eat sugar! Why can't the rest of the world just eat 10 cheeseburgers a day, then I would be the skinniest woman in the WORLD! So I think I'll spend the rest of the day coming up with some addicting new receipe to make the world instantly fat... Perhaps I should add something highly addicting... Or maybe I should just be happy that I can afford the tons of food that made me fat! After all I heard there were starving children in Africa. They would think I was RICH if they saw big girl walking down the street. Or perhaps they'd jump me thinking I was a piggy... I think I'll put $2.00 in a jar everytime I want to cheat on my diet that'll teach me! But first I need to find an organization for the starving kids... somewhere to donate my millions that will end up in that jar!
It's only about 20 more pounds to go... NOT BAD! NOT BAD!
P.S. The wedding dress makes me look fat, not my fat, but the dress!!:)
Thursday, March 22, 2007
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